This place is such a FAKE wannabe joint. They have given themselves the label of "microbrewery" as a marketing gimmick. Actually, it is such a pathetic and fake place, it is for the wannabe clueless crowd. If someone pronounces lasagne as "laasaagniya" then they belong at this joint. If someone who has never tried microbrews in their lives, goes here to boast that they have had a local brew for the first time in their lives, then they should be here. BUT IT IS NOT THE PLACE FOR ANYONE WITH AN IOTA OF STYLE, ELEGANCE, OR KNOWLEDGE about beer and decent continental food.
-- The entrees are sized so poorly, it makes you wonder if the owner and chefs think you are a fool for visiting. The entrees are smaller than an appetizer portion... what a scam!
-- Argumentative waiters: they will argue till they are blue in the face that their beer brews are made from "imported" hops and malt, and their entrees are appropriately sized. The joker finally shut up when I asked him which trapiste beers he had tried and which craft beers were his favourite. Then I asked him what the word "entree" means. He finally shut up and stopped making inane futile arguments and returned the silly "entrees" back to the kitchen.
-- The beers taste disgusting with an overdose of yeast to ferment them faster. Unfortunately, the malt and hops are not imported from Belgium or Germany, but taste like low budget imports from poor clueless beer countries like Vietnam, Bangladesh, or China.
-- The ambience is so low budget... the chairs are el-cheapo steel chairs like the ones security guards and watchmen use. The tables are cheap and low budget. The celiing is bareshell without any character.. the walls are el-cheapo.. very old and tired theme from 10 years ago of not restoring the broken walls of old Lower Parel mills.. Except here it is not authentic, since it is not located in an old restored mill. It is just a cost saving mechanism.
-- There were all kinds of ads for special prices on beer. When we started ordering, each item was not available or the special price was over, but it was still advertised as a marketing gimmick. So we had to pay full price on everything.
-- It was a Sunday afternoon, and only 2 other tables were occupied at 1:30pm for lunch. It was 10% occupied and 90% vacant. We saw the obvious, realized our mistake in coming to this pathetic trap, and in 35 minutes got up and left.
IF YOU ARE IN LOWER PAREL, THERE ARE TONNES OF BETTER, CHEAPER, CLASSIER OPTIONS..... try Tasting Room, California Pizza Kitchen, Cafe Zoe's, PDT, Zen Cafe, instead of this Silly Owl place. Even cheapy mass market Quattro is better than this Silly Owl trap. Enjoy, and dine well, without getting trapped at this money grabbing, crowd fooling, wannabe joint.